Wednesday, November 5, 2008

RandomSleehrat Musings - 20 Hours Later and Counting

Some congrats in order:
  • To President-Elect Barack Obama. Nice ring to it, eh?
  • To Senator McCain, for giving us a glimpse of the better angels of his nature through some bitter disappointment last evening.
  • To Senator Joe Biden for finally getting the right job. He's gonna be a fine VP.
  • To Governor Sarah Palin for becoming a cultural icon courtesy of Tina Fey.
  • The American people. Makes you feel some faith in the system. And one another.
  • To my hometown folks, for soldiering through the Turf Wars.
  • To Nostrasleehrat, who appears to have called the election on the nose in the Electoral College a couple of days ago but who recast the map to show Barack with fewer wins. Oh me of little faith.
  • To Dottie Foote and Herb Gulatt of Mount Airy, who I trust voted their hopes and not their fears
  • To Garland Smith of Mount Airy, for his foresight in predicting the end of days that are clearly upon us all. If liberals threaten to move to Canada -- the whitest country on planet Earth -- when a Republican wins, where will Garland move? Last time I checked, a native African was running South Africa and it costs $55 for a six-pack of Schlitz in Iceland. Danish anyone?

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